Wait, where am I?

Surprise! I'm at work.
But, Elijah, it's 3:30 in the morning.
That's right!
And here's something new I learned about wildfires: they make your power go out. They make your power go out for so long that every server, switch, router and coffee maker at work silently explodes. Ahh, IT... just 1s and 0s, right? What could be so difficult?
Well, the mysteriously named 'Gap Fire' went to town on the hills behind my home/work again last night. And despite our best efforts at containment, no matter how much we drank in the front lawn watching the thing, it continued to ravage our neighborhood. At this point I'm qualifying it as big. Possibly 'way big'.